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Favorite Comedian: Groucho Marx
"Your damned nonsense can I stand twice or once, but sometimes always, by God, Never."Second Favorite Quotation: "Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini."Hobbies: Making bathtub gin; designing a personal earth orbiter, with which I plan to launch myself into space sometime in early 2004 Awesomest Candy: Peanut M&Ms Inspiration: freshly brewed ice tea always does the trick for me Nicknames: Empress; Miss Venezuela Ideal Vacation Spot: Deckers, Colorado - before the recent fire Pet Peeves: No, but I do have two pet dogs. Boxers or Briefs: Yes. Slippers or Socks: Yes. Also socks and sandals. Most Memorable Event: My birth. (Memorable to others, not to me personally.) Five Things on a Deserted Island:
On a whim, I sent an essay entitled Collectible Glassware as Weaponry to Sharon Grehan at Happy Woman Magazine. She not only accepted it but made the mistake of encouraging me to send more. I know she regrets doing that. She said so.Why do you do what you do? If I knew the answer to that, I probably wouldn't do what I do anymore.Where do you get your ideas & topics from? The people who write to advice columnists seeking, not true advice, but rather validation for their own bad behavior. Savannah validates all bad behavior without a second thought.Which piece do you enjoy the most? My favorite Savannah Says column is Communication and Other Crap. I also love the non-Savannah pieces Supermodel Stock Picks and The Kizombe Correspondence.Where do you see yourself in five years? Lounging outside my villa on the Spanish isle of Ibiza, dressed in a couture swimsuit and laughing genteelly at my lover's preposterous proposition, while a native boy pours me another glass of champagne. Or else, just being able to upgrade to a newer trailer house.Words of Advice...
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