Humor Blog Highlights

Who Goes Out and Buys a Gorilla the Day After a Gorilla Massacre?!

You see, it’s not just guns, people – we’ve got bigger problems on our hands … giant 600-lb, banana-eating hairy ones, at that!

 “Listen, it’s my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family,” said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them “safely locked away in [his] home.” “And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.”

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

(via The Onion)

About Scott Sevener (572 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.