Needless to say, I didn’t end up buying the pants.
Why taking a dump in a Kohl’s dressing room is never a good idea
https://medium.com/comedy-corner/why-taking-a-dump-in-a-kohls-dressing-room-is-never-a-good-idea-85093f6c8a23
“No,” he replies timidly, “I think it was the guy in the room next to me.”