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- Lap dances set to the tune of Jingle Bells.
- Matching His and Hers Hanukkah thongs.
- Watching from the stairs and discretely masturbating while Mommy kisses Santa Claus.
- Mistletoe jock strap.
- Drunkenly hitting on Carol from Accounting at the office Christmas party.
- Taking advantage of escort service’s Christmas Eve Midnight Ass promotion.
- Gingerbread-scented Axe body spray.
- Calling out the Lord’s name in praise during regularly scheduled annual coitus.