10 Highest Paying Jobs That Don’t Require a College Degree
Der Führer
Let’s be clear – Adolf Hitler was a horrible man who committed unspeakable acts in the name of world fascism, but he did it all without having a college degree, which no doubt saved him thousands of dollars in student loan interest while jumpstarting his ultimately failed attempt at world domination.
Space Adventurer
Mind you, we’re not talking about your average, run-of-the-mill astronaut who most definitely needs years of fancy and expensive training, but more so the last resort astronaut who’s more skilled at digging holes in the ground and gets called on by Bruce Willis so that they can save the world by digging a hole in an asteroid or comet or something while it’s traveling towards Earth at 100,000 mph! When you’re the world’s last hope, it’s a great time to cash in…
Queen of England
As a general rule, when your face is on the money, you typically don’t have to worry about having it anymore because at the end of the day, it’s kind of all yours in a way!
Bank Robber
Now how many jobs allow you to literally set your own salary based solely on your own abilities and ambition??? For the go-getter who’s ready to pull on that ski mask and go make a name for himself, being a bank robber is really where the money’s at!
Hollywood Socialite
Work is hard, and boring, and almost never comes with free drinks, but for the esteemed Hollywood Socialite, every day on the job is just an opportunity to soak in the success of those around you while looking absolutely fabulous doing it.
Dog
You may think that aside from playing fetch or the more advanced playing dead, your average dog is both fairly broke and uneducated, but ponder this – have you ever seen a dog paying for anything by itself … ever?! Rich dogs get richer by making other chumps buy their chew toys for them.
Guy Who Takes Stock Photos of Large Piles of Money
Seriously – just take a little off the top here and there. Who’s really gonna notice???
Mysterious Billionaire
Maybe you’re in “textiles,” or maybe you’re the son of an unexpected deceased oil baron. Maybe you fly a helicopter to work because, “Why not?!” or maybe you’ve got a secret sex dungeon in your apartment because 21st century chicks are into that sort of shit. It goes without saying – being a billionaire is fucking cool – and if you play your cards right, you won’t have to spend a single minute in a classroom to get there.
Lottery Winner
You don’t have to be a mathematician to win the lottery – in fact, it’s probably better off that you’re not, but for those not lucky enough to be born into unimaginable riches, winning the lottery is kind of like the poor man’s way of getting rich, and all it takes is buying that $2 ticket and a ridiculous amount of luck. Some might even say redonkulous…
Professional Sports Player Guy
Rule #1 in life – if a guy is capable of tearing a football in half and he can run faster than you, you pay him whatever the hell he wants.