Things Hillary Clinton Can Do to Make This Election More Interesting…

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So Hillary finally announced that she’s going to be taking on the Republican clown car in 2016, and we all know that it’s going to be a pretty ridiculous race through absolutely no fault of her own. Though the next 18 months promise to be a circus of biblical proportions as the GOP fights amongst themselves to be the craziest on the block, there are a few things that Hillary herself can do to make this election mess interesting for the rest of us…

• run her entire campaign blindfolded with one arm tied behind her back
• dress up as a Tyrannosaurus any time she has to debate someone who believes that dinosaurs co-existed with man 10,000 years ago
• get a new haircut – something spunky
• take a shot every time one of her opponents says the word Benghazi
• hire a guy to dump a giant cooler of gatorade over Ted Cruz’s head at every public appearance he makes
• make up imaginary things to take a stand against, like human spleen trafficking and Rand Paul
• spend a few minutes at the start of every speech sharing an anecdote from her life growing up on the streets
• three words – Vice President Lewinsky