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Things Hillary Clinton Can Do to Make This Election More Interesting…

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So Hillary finally announced that she’s going to be taking on the Republican clown car in 2016, and we all know that it’s going to be a pretty ridiculous race through absolutely no fault of her own. Though the next 18 months promise to be a circus of biblical proportions as the GOP fights amongst themselves to be the craziest on the block, there are a few things that Hillary herself can do to make this election mess interesting for the rest of us…

  • run her entire campaign blindfolded with one arm tied behind her back
  • dress up as a Tyrannosaurus any time she has to debate someone who believes that dinosaurs co-existed with man 10,000 years ago
  • get a new haircut – something spunky
  • take a shot every time one of her opponents says the word Benghazi
  • hire a guy to dump a giant cooler of gatorade over Ted Cruz’s head at every public appearance he makes
  • make up imaginary things to take a stand against, like human spleen trafficking and Rand Paul
  • spend a few minutes at the start of every speech sharing an anecdote from her life growing up on the streets
  • three words – Vice President Lewinsky
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The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.