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Ways That a Robot Uprising Could Be Kind of a Bummer…

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Last week an open letter was released by the Future of Life Institute, whose members that include Stephen Hawking and Elon Musk, urging for responsibility and oversight in the advancement of artificial intelligence to ensure the best societal impacts with as little of the whole watching the human race become enslaved by robots as possible.

That said, you know sometimes we’ve got to take the good with the bad, and maybe if we want a cell phone that will direct us to the nearest Red Robin at the push of a button, we need to accept that our intellectually and efficiently superior masters are going to eventually want a little something-something in return.

But really … how bad could it be???

  • Siri purposely begins giving snarky, blatantly wrong answers when she’s having one of those kinds of days.
  • Anyone who remembers Battlebots knows that robot road rage has got to be way worse than our kind!
  • Hot robo-sex turns out to be much more scalding and hydraulic than HBO’s Real Sex led us to believe.
  • Robot overlords don’t believe in affordable healthcare for the masses, either, even though they have a plan of their own that’s pretty much exactly the same thing.
  • Robots are exceedingly strict about Facebook usage during slaving hours.
  • Will Smith is probably going to insist on Jaden “helping” to fight off the invasion.
  • The robots over in Europe and Asia are no doubt going to be 90% more efficient than the ones we have enslaving us here in the States, yet we’ll still pay double or triple what they’re paying over there and somehow insist that ours are just naturally superior.
  • The auto-flush toilets and vibrating sex toys of the world are gonna be mighty pissed when they realize what we’ve been making them do for us all of this time…
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The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.