Highlights of Donald Trump’s First 100 Days as President of the United States
Day #2 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.
Day #8 – Banned entry to the United States for travelers from terror-prone regions for approximately 8 days.
Day #12 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.
Day #15 – Noted that Arnold Schwarzenegger did awful at his old job of hosting The Apprentice.
Day #20 – Protested retailer Nordstrom for treating his daughter Ivanka so unfairly.
Day #40 – Admitted that nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.
Day #47 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.
Day #65 – Encouraged 28.6 million Twitter followers to watch Judge Jeanine on Fox News at 9:00pm.
Day #67 – Appointed son-in-law Jared Kushner to lead shadow government.
Day #72 – Discretely excommunicated Kellyanne Conway from the kingdom, never to be seen or heard from on network television again.
Day #77 – Ate the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen.
Day #87 – Boasted twice as many rounds of golf since his inauguration as President Obama played.
Day #89 – Celebrated Tax Day by remaining steadfast in his dedication to not release his own tax returns to the American public.
Day #98 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.
Day #102 – Thought that this job would be easier…