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- Watching old episodes of The Apprentice in reverse while tripping acid.
- Eye hole cut-outs in the mandatory gilded portraits of Donald Trump that hang in every break room in Trump Tower.
- Time travel.
- An army of frighteningly accurate Kellyanne Conway life model decoys.
- Remember that bald eagle that attacked Trump? That eagle had deep cover Obama operative written all over it…
- Rosie O’Donnell disguised as a cable repairman.
- Found lone Trump employee willing to compromise his boss on account of him being a complete and total nutjob.
- Following @realdonaldtrump on Twitter.