Man Bored Out of His Mind During Shopping Trip

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ANYTOWN, USA (Just Laugh) – A recent trip to the local mall turned dismal for a resident man who had been lead to believe that his wife “just needed to grab a couple of shirts real quick” or something…

“I don’t know what I was thinking,” the man was quoted as saying amid rocking back and forth frustratedly from one foot to the other while the woman who he loved perused countless racks of blouses and other girl things discounted at up to 60% off.

Over an hour into their time in the same goddamn store, it quickly became clear that one-sided tensions were rising as the man defeatedly muttered, “I’m just going to go sit over at that little table with the kids and color for a while…” as his spouse continued her quest for quality wearables at affordable prices completely unconcerned with her husband’s overly dramatic suffering.

As she finally entered the checkout line with her emasculated husband in tow to carry the spoils of her multi-hour shopping endeavor, the woman told him with a patronizingly satisfied grin, “If you behave just a little longer, maybe we’ll get one of those cookies that you like when we’re done…”