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Tiny Human Fails to Effectively Communicate His Problems

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ORLANDO (Just Laugh) – Despite numerous fits of crying, screaming, and general tantrum throwing, local baby Jac Williams found himself unable to get his point across to parents David and Elizabeth Williams, resulting in increased tensions and an air of aggravation throughout the familial unit.

“It’s like he’s speaking another language,” cited the frustrated father as he pulled his fingers through his hair while being granted a temporary reprieve by his wife. “If he would just … say … what … he’s … thinking!!!”

Shaking her head with a distressed, zombie-like look in her eyes, the child’s mother merely muttered, “I fed it, I rocked it, I cleaned up its poop … I don’t know what else it wants from us.”

Continuing his pattern of cruel howling sporadically for 9 – 12 months straight, the Williams family was finally granted its first break upon the child’s 2nd birthday when his communication skills began to blossom for the entire family to witness as he uttered his first real words – the keepsake phrase, “Fucking baby…” – with a gleam in his eye and his parents hovering proud as could be nearby.

About Scott Sevener (580 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.