Why Chocolate is Better Than Men

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Chocolate is sweet no matter what kind of mood you’re in.

Chocolate stimulates endorphin secretion, which leads to euphoria.  Every time.

Chocolate is always predictable yet never boring.

Chocolate doesn’t have a preferred position.

Chocolate doesn’t care if I weigh 120 pounds or 220 pounds.

Chocolate is cheap and easy but delivers like a King.

Chocolate doesn’t talk back.

Chocolate doesn’t talk.

Chocolate doesn’t play pull my finger.

Chocolate doesn’t snore.

Chocolate doesn’t require the use of the remote control.

Chocolate doesn’t need to watch the ‘Outdoor’ channel.

Chocolate doesn’t tell me my opinion is incorrect.

Chocolate doesn’t feel the need to go hunting.

Chocolate doesn’t have to explain or convince me of how great it is.

Chocolate is good whether hot or cold.

Chocolate doesn’t roll eyes or pout.

Unlike a dog, chocolate cannot get pregnant and have five babies.

A chocolate facial could be a beautiful thing.

Chocolate doesn’t play games and isn’t into sports.  Chocolate always wins.