I’ll be Home(s) for Christmas
Dear Savannah, I have a real problem. I love women too much. I mean, when it comes to women, I just can’t say no. That’s how I wound up with six wives. Of course, [...]
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Don’t Let a Bed Bug Bite…It’ll Go to Its Head
I just turned on the news a minute ago and wondered why there weren’t news flashes regarding when — and perhaps where — people are turning on the news. Sometimes it [...]
What If…
Recently I was walking down the street and somebody asked me what my New Years Resolutions were. Keep in mind that I live in a fairly small town, so it’s not really that [...]
You’ve Been Selected for Jury Duty
The letter remains unopened for the time being. It sits still on top of the dresser drawer. I still don’t know what rests in this envelope, but I can put two and two [...]
Please Pass the White Meat
My family laughed at me, my friends mocked me, and yet now I’m opening myself up to ridicule on a worldwide level, but that’s ok. All of the jeers and rants simply blow [...]
What is Going on with Television Nowadays?
It seems that having good ratings is necessary to staying on the air. Many shows never make it past the first season, much less the first episode, ala The Mike O’Malley [...]
To Catch a Cheater
Dear Savannah, Unlike that idiotic crap you usually print, I have a real problem. I’m engaged to be married after the baby comes because I don’t want to look fat in my [...]
Male Sensitivity Primer
Dear Savannah, I’m a regular guy. I enjoy lifting a few beers with the guys, ogling the babes at the bar, and engaging in backyard wrestling on the weekends. Jumping [...]
What’s Up, Doc?
Anyone who lives in Northern Michigan knows that November is a very fun and exciting time of year, especially if you consider dodging bullets shot from the rifles of drunken [...]
My Column: The Movie!
I can tell you right now that this, this text you’re reading, it sucks. Don’t worry, it’s not important. The movie is going to be great. You can see it, [...]