I’ve never been one to complain about my mattress. But the one I have isn’t doing a very good job. Every morning when I wake up, my back seems to be stiff. I [...]
I have no problem with people who do drugs. My problem is with people who use drugs on me. Last weekend I got slipped a mickey by a group of girls trying to exact revenge on [...]
Americans have a long history of creativity when confronting problems. Look at “Taxation Without Representation.” Colonial residents could have simply said, [...]
One day as I was typing on my computer, I noticed my father watching me with a troubled look on his face. Finally he said, “A computer is really just a sophisticated [...]
My family and I sat in a semi-circle in my backyard, sweltering under the summer sun, and hungrily eyeing the raw piece of chicken we were hoping would grill itself into an [...]
It’s just not fair, I tell ya! I’ve been watching that same squirrel out the window for nearly an hour now, running and frolicking and doing all sorts of other things [...]
The beginning of last week’s column declared that summer was here. And that declaration still holds true today, for summer has not yet left, which is more than can be [...]
King Mswati of Swaziland has determined the cause of the world’s problems and it’s a lot simpler than everyone thought. The absolute monarch, who rules over a [...]
Ah, summer: A time for taking the family to the park, or the lake, for a quality time picnic gathering. As an adventurer of the great outdoors, I understand what mishaps may [...]
Every Monday night at 9:30 p.m. central standard time, MTV airs a show called Punk’d. It stars Ashton Kutcher, Kelso on That 70’s Show. In this show, Kutcher [...]