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Not sure where to go next on your trip down the Information Superhighway?
Let us help!!!
People often ask us where we like to spend our free time online, that
is when we're not keeping this beast in line... Well, aside from
all of the adult sites, we've decided to compile a little road map to aid
you in your surfing travels around the Internet. Here's what we were
able to come up with...
As for the origins of these links, we've compiled sites via everything
from e-mail to advertisements and hand-me-downs over the years. Some
of these websites were former (or possibly even future!) Weenie Award nominees
or winners and some were even sent in by folks like you, so if you've
got anything else that you think we might be interested in, please drop
us a line and we'd be happy to check it out - just follow the link to the
left. In the meantime, it's time to hit the highway and take a look
at some of our favorite sites!
Have a safe trip...hope to see you back soon!
Columnists
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Dave Barry
No introductions necessary, the legendary columnist from Miami should
be at the top of everyone's required reading list - 'nuff said. |
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Chandra K. Clarke -- In My Humble Opinion
Possibly one of the only humor columnists with the knowledge to explain
both alien crop circles and their effects on the surrounding farmland,
Chandra prides herself in being one or two steps ahead of the rest of the
population on the evolutionary ladder... |
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Patrick Combs -- Ventures
Some people just have the luck! Patrick retells his stories of
success and greatness in their entirety, including the famous tale of when
he deposited a junk mail check for $95,035.35 into an ATM and
it cashed!!! |
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Madeline Begun Kane -- Raising Kane
Writing about whatever's irking her at the time, Mad Kane's always got
someone in her sights, so watch your step! Also the author of Dubya's
Dayly Diary, as dedicated to our glorious president, you owe it to
yourself to go and see what she's got brewing today... |
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Karina Kennedy -- K Says...
If the fact that she used to be a stripper isn't enough to make you
read her columns, then hopefully the fact that she's damn funny, too, will
make up for it... |
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MaryAnn Johanson -- The Flick Filosopher
Of all the brutally honest film critics gracing our newspapers today,
MaryAnn goes one step above the rest and actually makes her columns fun
and interesting to read as well! Check here before you even consider
going out to the cineplex this Friday night... |
Mailing Lists
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Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000
Brought to you by the same genius that created Leisure Suit Larry,
Al Lowe provides us with daily excerpts from the immense pile of jokes
he's collected over the years. |
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The Comedy Zone
Providing not only a daily joke or two, but a totally interactive comedic
experience - get in the zone! |
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Daily Quotes from Steven Wright
Original insights from the original monotone, Steven guarantees that
if nothing else, at least it'll give you something to think about for the
rest of the day...
Brought to you by Yahoo! Groups. |
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
The memorable quotes of Saturday Night Live fame can now be found
in your mailbox every single day!
Brought to you by Yahoo! Groups. |
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The Joke Doctor
Just what the doctor ordered - a joke a day helps to keep the blahs
away! Stop in to see what the good Doc's got ready to prescribe for
whatever ails ya...
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JokesAndHumor.com
Providing not one, not two, but three jokes packed into every
single one of their daily e-mails - if you're looking for the most bang
for your buck, this one's definitely worth a second look! |
Online Publications
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Ape Culture
Featuring articles on everything pop culture has to offer, the Apes
have but one goal - To fill the world with silly love songs - and
we're ok with that! |
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Fade to Black
Dark and scary, this publication has been known to eat lesser websites
for breakfast! Hide the women and children, then go check out cynicism
at its best! |
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Modern Humorist
Guaranteed to be the "modernest" humor you'll find on the Internet,
the folks at Modern Humorist specialize in both political and non-political
humor, so consider the bases thoroughly covered! |
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The Onion
America's Finest News Source - quite an arguable fact these days,
and let's not even bring up the fact that it's all fake! Nevertheless,
we'll take their stuff as opposed to the drivel that the other services
pour out any day... |
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The Spark
Home of The Bitch Test, The Death Test, and of course,
the ever-famous Date-My-Sister Project!!! If you're somehow
one of the few that still hasn't tested their "bitchiness," then
you owe it to both yourself and society to take a visit to The Spark today... |
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