Published December 18, 2002 – Merry Christmas! Issue
Dearest Mattel, I am writing to you from the padded walls of Serenity Hills, here confined after losing my mind attempting to free yet another Barbie from the wire restraints
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Christmas is just around the corner. Actually, it’s about three blocks up and to the left. I say this because Christmas ads start well into October, making you believe
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If there is a Goddess of animals, it’s my mom. She has such a reputation for helping animals in despair, that people are constantly bringing her homeless cats, injured
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Think real hard. Does your city or state have a slogan? I don’t mean the state motto, found on your state seal. I mean the catchy little slogan your state’s
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This is a very special time for me. A time that can be chaotic and completely insane or wonderously full of joy and splendor, depending on how long it takes the valium to
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Have you been good this year? Have you been bad? When it comes to children does it really matter? Santa Claus is coming to town! Oh how the little ones run around praising
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