Published August 6, 2003 – Christmas in July, Part #2
6:00 A.M. Today I get woken up by Mickey himself. It might be that I’m not entirely awake, but I swear he says “time to get up, you lazy bastard.” 6:45 A.M. I get some
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VATICAN CITY (Just Laugh) – It was noted on a brisk Tuesday afternoon that a slight error in the interpretation of the Bible has lead thousands of religious zealots to
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I’ve never been one to complain about my mattress. But the one I have isn’t doing a very good job. Every morning when I wake up, my back seems to be stiff. I
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I’ve always enjoyed photography, although I haven’t always had the necessary equipment. When I took a photojournalism class in college, I fancied myself a
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Americans have a long history of creativity when confronting problems. Look at “Taxation Without Representation.” Colonial residents could have simply said,
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I have no problem with people who do drugs. My problem is with people who use drugs on me. Last weekend I got slipped a mickey by a group of girls trying to exact revenge on
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One day as I was typing on my computer, I noticed my father watching me with a troubled look on his face. Finally he said, “A computer is really just a sophisticated
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