Awarding him the honor of cynic of the millennium would possibly be the biggest understatement of all time, and trust us - he'd be sure that you'd never forget about it, either! Truly earning the title he bears with pride, Mr. Mockery has lived his life by going out of his way to mock and jeer any and all aspects of society enjoyed by the general public, allowing special emphasis towards those who take themselves too seriously and live by the rules of others. Rumor has it that he does have a softer side somewhere, but so far no one's proven the fact and lived to tell about it! Nevertheless, if you've ever found the need for a good ridicule or ferocious taunting, look no further...

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