Tim Bete consistently provides the support that every parent needs to hear about growing in today's society and living a sane life in the presence of children! His column provides sage advice on topics such as how to give your kitchen a faux-finished, sponge-painted, crackle look by serving your children a lunch consisting entirely of condiments, substituting paint brushes for forks and spoons, and leaving the house for an hour. (The crackle finish will
appear after the mustard dries.) Married with three children, Tim is an expert at answering the questions, "Are we there yet?" "Why?" and "What's that smell?" In addition to penning hilarious humor columns and winning more awards than any other man on Earth, Tim also enjoys pushing his luck, skating on thin ice and fishing his kids' toys out of the toilet.

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