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Volume 2, Issue 15  ~Your Source for Humor on the Internet ~   October 24, 2001
Halloween XXVII:
The Treats Within...

INDEX

Assorted Generic Candy
Dental Hygiene Accessories
Handful 'o Pennies
Lifesavers®
Gummi-Savers
Marshmallow Novelties
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(King-Size & Normal)
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(Mini)
Oddly-Colored Candy Canes
The Original Swedish Fish
Rock-Hard Peanut Butter Chunks
Soup
Yummy Caramel Squares
Name: Assorted Generic Candy
Nutritional Value: little to none
Space Consumption: minimal
Rarity: very common
Price Tag: dirt cheap (see Rarity)

Overall Score: 4

Scott's Thoughts...

This has to be, without a doubt, the most worthless stuff you can receive from Trick or Treating, although it can be slightly useful if you either know someone who really likes Tootsie Rolls, or happen to have an extremely young and/or stupid sibling.  If this is the case, you should have no problems trading piles of this stuff for more edible prizes, just don't let the parents catch ya...

Note to Parents: If you haven't done your Halloween shopping yet, be cool and just avoid these altogether!  The other stuff may cost a bit more, but everyone else will appreciate it...


Matt's Thoughts...

I always hated getting this stuff.  Candy is supposed to taste good, which is not what this crap does.  Granted, Tootsie Rolls can be pretty good, but the rest of the stuff is never any good.  The ones I specially dislike are the different colored ones wrapped like Tootsie Rolls would be.  Because of the huge market of this kind of candy, you can never tell what you're getting yourself into until you pop it into your mouth.


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