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Volume 2, Issue 15  ~Your Source for Humor on the Internet ~   October 24, 2001
Halloween XXVII:
The Treats Within...

INDEX

Assorted Generic Candy
Dental Hygiene Accessories
Handful 'o Pennies
Lifesavers®
Gummi-Savers
Marshmallow Novelties
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(King-Size & Normal)
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(Mini)
Oddly-Colored Candy Canes
The Original Swedish Fish
Rock-Hard Peanut Butter Chunks
Soup
Yummy Caramel Squares
Name: Name-Brand Candy Bars
Nutritional Value: Mmmm, chocolate...
Space Consumption: marginal, but worth it!
Rarity: rare/ritzy neighborhoods only
Price Tag: $0.50+ each

Overall Score: 9

Scott's Thoughts...

These are really the as good as it gets, obviously, with the exception of that nice, old lady down the street that makes caramel apples for the local kids.  Chances are you'll only see these gems from the cooler people who might recognize you on your own block, unless you happen to know where the candy suppliers in town live! 

Tip: This is a good thing to map out ahead of time...

Me, I actually get them from the checkout counter at the grocery store.  They're not free, but at least I don't have to dress up...


 
Matt's Thoughts...

This is the crème de la crème of the Halloween candy.  Good luck in finding a house that'll give out these, though.  If you don't want your house to get toilet papered or egged, this is the candy for you!  No way anyone will touch the house that gives out these tantilizing treats.  Just be sure you don't run out.  

Running out of the best stuff is even worse that giving out the biggest pile of crap....


 
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