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Volume 2, Issue 15  ~Your Source for Humor on the Internet ~   October 24, 2001
Halloween XXVII:
The Treats Within...

INDEX

Assorted Generic Candy
Dental Hygiene Accessories
Handful 'o Pennies
Lifesavers®
Gummi-Savers
Marshmallow Novelties
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(King-Size & Normal)
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(Mini)
Oddly-Colored Candy Canes
The Original Swedish Fish
Rock-Hard Peanut Butter Chunks
Soup
Yummy Caramel Squares
Name: Yummy Caramel Squares
Nutritional Value: who cares?  they're good!
Space Consumption: small
Rarity: unknown
Price Tag: a couple bucks per bag

Overall Score: 8

Scott's Thoughts...

These ones nearly beat out the Swedish Fish, but it takes quite a bit to knock down a legend like that!  After going through nearly half the bag, we realized that these are actually intended to be used for making caramel apples, but that would've involved incorporating fruit into this project, so we scratched that idea pretty quickly!

As you can see below, they're also kinda fun to play with, taking the phrase "Don't play with your food!" to a new level.  Ask anyone, I've done much worse...


Pretty realistic, isn't he?

Notice the special guest appearance from The Original Swedish Fish!

A duplex would've been even cooler, but we didn't take this sort of thing into consideration when we bought the stuff!
It all started with just a mouse...

Please don't sue us, Mr. Disney!


 
Matt's Thoughts...

The only thing that could make these any better was if they were laced with crack-cocaine (maybe they are).  This is the traditional Halloween candy.  They are just as good when eaten by themselves or when covering a nice, juicy apple.  

These are also fun to throw at the head of the editor of an on-line humor magazine when he's not looking. (My story remains that the dog did it.)


 
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