What would drive anyone to give out something like this???  You'd think that any dentist with half a mind would be handing out more candy than normal...somebody's gotta take care of those cavities!  They feel like they're doing a service to the community, but really, if a kid's not gonna brush with the one he's already got, what makes yours so special?

Bottom line: stop being cheap and hand out something edible...

Yeah, you're a dentist?  So what?  I'm a computer technician, you don't see me giving out hard drives or RAM, do you?  You don't see the policeman giving out handcuffs or pistols, do you?  When's the last time you went Trick-or-Treating at a doctor's house and received a scalpel and some syringes?  

Take a cue from the rest of us and give us candy.