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Volume 2, Issue 15  ~Your Source for Humor on the Internet ~   October 24, 2001
Halloween XXVII:
The Treats Within...

INDEX

Assorted Generic Candy
Dental Hygiene Accessories
Handful 'o Pennies
Lifesavers®
Gummi-Savers
Marshmallow Novelties
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(King-Size & Normal)
Name-Brand Candy Bars
(Mini)
Oddly-Colored Candy Canes
The Original Swedish Fish
Rock-Hard Peanut Butter Chunks
Soup
Yummy Caramel Squares
Name: Marshmallow Novelties
Nutritional Value: 31g per serving, 29g of sugar...
Space Consumption: too sticky for trick-or-treating
Rarity: doubtfully found on the street
Price Tag: $1.00 / package

Overall Score: 3

Scott's Thoughts...

I have mixed feelings about anything from the Peeps® corporation.  They've definitely got a lock on the Easter market, with all of the bunnies, but now they're aiming for Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Halloween???  Somebody's pushing it here...

Then again, who can really have enough sugar-covered marshmallows in their diet, anyways?  I'll buy a package or two for the centerpiece, and maybe give away a few here and there to some of the more obnoxious kids, but that's where I draw the line!


 
Matt's Thoughts...

Why don't you just paint a little ghost face on a piece of styrofoam?  It'd probably taste about the same. I personally have no love of the Peeps®.  Just because they're cute doesn't mean they're going to taste good.  If you go to the store on October 31, this is usually what will be left.  Go to your local store early so you don't have to be the guy who gives out this crap.


 
Click the ladies' ghoul to proceed to:

Name-Brand Candy Bars
(King-Size & Normal)




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