My prayers have been answered!  Bring your favorite carnival food into your home whenever you want with this amazing, long-overdue invention!  Of course, this thing only makes a piece of cotton candy about the size of your hand, but like Matt said, how much cotton candy can you actually eat at three in the morning?  Those tiny cakes really weren't that filling, either, but they were still the most delicious tiny cakes cooked by a freakin' light bulb you'd ever eaten!

As soon as the Thirty-Second Corndog Maker is created, I can die a happy man...

Almost as good as an Easy Bake Oven.  If you're anything like me, you can't get to sleep at night because you have a single craving... cotton candy.  And it's just not feasable to go out looking for cotton candy at 3:00 in the morning.  Solution: make your own cotton candy in just 30 seconds!!  What more could you ask for?