Does life really get any easier than this?  Not only does this work if you're too lazy (drunk) to get up and turn off the lights, but say you're the kind of person who likes a nice, warm breakfast ready when you get up in the morning.  You don't have a woman to cook for you, but for only twenty bucks, you don't need one!  Simply plug Mr. Coffee and your favorite toaster into this baby, applaud yourself for actually getting up in the morning and by the time you're done in the bathroom, there's a meal fit for a king (granted, a very lazy king) ready and waiting!

The only problem I can see with this one is that some of us might very well be too lazy to even go to the store to purchase one...

Now here's a product I really applaud (rim shot, please).  How lazy do you have to be to get this product?  Oh, I don't want to get up and walk all the way across the room to turn the lights off.  Why don't I just lie here and clap my hands?  If there is a better gift for the lazy person on your list, I have yet to see it.