Just Laugh - Vol. 2, Issue 17: All I Want for Christmas... -- Editors' Picks

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All I Want for Christmas...

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Fun for Everyone

Editors' Picks

Mature Audiences Only!

Name: This Bitchin' Computer...
Average Price: $6269.05 (+ Internet)
Available from: IBM Corporate Services
&
AT&T WorldNet

Scott's Thoughts...

If you're a geek, then I'm sure you understand...

Dual Pentium III 1.0Ghz processors
1024 MB 800 Mhz RDRAM
Dual 36.4 GB SCSI hard drives
15" color flat-screen display
T-1 (1.544 Mbps) Internet Access provided by AT&T WorldNet

Help us upgrade our network and you can come over to play games whenever you want!!!

Matt's Thoughts...

I need a new computer. My old Hewlett Packard 500 MHz with 128 MB of RAM just isn't enough anymore. Not if I want to download porn at blazing speeds, anyway. After all, what's better than downloading porn really, really fast?

10. Poptarts

9. Nintendo GameCube with a Plethora of Accessories

8. Peace on Earth

7. The Ultimate Entertainment Center

6. More Readers...

5. 2002 Z06 Chevrolet Corvette

4. A Webmaster...

3. Long, Tropical Vacation

2. Sex

1. This Bitchin' Computer...