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Fun for
Everyone
Editors' Picks
Mature
Audiences Only!
Name: Poptarts
Average Price: $1.95
Available from:
Your Local Grocery Store
Cool Website:
Kellogg's Poptarts.com
Scott's Thoughts...

For the man who's already had everything for breakfast, or simply doesn't have time for a 'balanced meal,' Poptarts were created with those of us who have busy schedules in mind!  Plus, there are enough different flavors to have a different kind every day of the week for two weeks!

Rumor has it that they're technically not the best for your health, but neither are large quantities of vodka and stress, so choose your poison!

My favorite breakfast quote of all time:

"People say I'm too fat...well, when I make my lunches, I don't even bother with bread anymore.  Want to know what I use?  Poptarts!"
--Chick McGee, The Bob & Tom Show
Matt's Thoughts...

Hey, who could say no to a lifetime supply of the greatest morning snack of all time, Pop-Tarts?  Remember, they're not just for breakfast.


 
10. Poptarts
9. Nintendo GameCube with a Plethora of Accessories
8. Peace on Earth
7. The Ultimate Entertainment Center
6. More Readers...
5. 2002 Z06 Chevrolet Corvette
4. A Webmaster...
3. Long, Tropical Vacation
2. Sex
1. This Bitchin' Computer...
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