Now don't say we didn't warn you!  Whether you're looking for a good gag-gift or simply something to spice up your nightlife, these delights will definitely make a statement.  Although we can't necessarily define that statement here and now, it'll certainly be a memorable one!

Safety Precaution: We do not recommend these gifts for people with serious heart conditions, members of the clergy or anyone who doesn't understand the humor behind a cartoon phallus...