Deep Fried, Live! starring
Tako the Octopus
Episode Five:
The Octopus Who Wasn't There
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Top News Stories of 2002...
Poll Results from 2002...
Which new category would you most like to see included in the upcoming 2nd Annual Weenie Awards?
67% - Just Laugh's Sexiest Reader
13% - Most Hilarious, Yet Somehow Serious, Career Move
7% - Best Flash Animation
7% - Best Cereal Box Character
6% - Funniest City in America
Have you sent in your picture for a chance to become Just Laugh's Sexiest Reader yet?
100% - I don't think I'm sexy enough.
Which category are you most looking forward to in this year's Weenie Awards?
33% - Best Just Laugh Columnist
33% - Funniest Retarded Website
17% - Best Comedian of 2002
17% - Just Laugh's Sexiest Reader...oh wait, that one got cancelled...nevermind.
What do you want for Christmas?
31% - A Weenie Award - Vote for Me!!!
27% - I've got a list of cool, tech toys a mile long
18% - I haven't really thought about it yet
13% - I just want a hula-hoop...
12% - Peace, love, global harmony, or other miscellaneous, sentimental crap
What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?
71% - sexy princess (not in Northern Michigan approach...)
29% - stressed-out student (lazy/too old in the first place approach)
What was your opinion about how the elections went down in your local area?
27% - I was happy with the results - those who deserved to win did.
18% - I didn't think that any of the candidates were worthy, so I flipped a coin.
18% - I didn't think that any of the candidates were worthy, so I didn't vote at all.
18% - Elections? What elections?!?!?
9% - I WAS one of the candidates and I STILL didn't think that any of us were worthy!
9% - I wasn't happy at all and am predicting the next two years to be hell...
What's your favorite thing about the holidays?
40% - PRESENTS!!!
25% - Snow, ice and sub-zero temperatures
20% - Mistletoe... (wink, wink!)
10% - Christmas lights...and electrical accidents...
5% - The hilarious antics cooked up by fine websites like this one!
Feature Hightlights from 2002...
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Adventures in the Everglades
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 2 - February 6, 2002)
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Scott and Matt's Guide to Getting Women...
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 2 - February 6, 2002)
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Headlines: Humor in the News...
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 4 - April 10, 2002)
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Ad Spoofs
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 8 - June 12, 2002)
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A Tale of Two Summers...
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 9 - July 3, 2002)
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2nd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 12 - September 4, 2002)
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A Deep Fried Interview with Rob DeBorde
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 14 - October 16, 2002)
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Just Laugh's (Belatedly) Complete Guide to Halloween
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 15 - November 6, 2002)
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KewlBox Unplugged: A Holiday Chat with Dan Ferguson & Mike Bielinski
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 16 - November 27, 2002)
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