HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - It was announced earlier this morning that Just Laugh magazine will not only be recognizing the funniest members of the entertainment industry this year, but also...the sexiest? The time has come again for the funniest award program on the Internet, the Just Laugh Weenie Awards, and this year the editors have decided to spice things up a bit by adding a new category especially for their audience - Just Laugh's Sexiest Reader.  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Ground-Breaking Discovery: "It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity..."

GRAND RAPIDS, Mi. (Just Laugh) - Most of us will contend that it has been an unusually warm summer, but up until now, scientists weren't able to pin-point the exact reasoning behind these unusually high temperatures.  Little did Professor Liam McCallister know that twenty years of intensive research would quickly put to rest after a casual conversation in his neighborhood grocery store...  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Fruit Traumatizes Teenager

DES MOINES, Ia. (Just Laugh) - Ever since Mark Jordan was seven years old, he has neglected to eat a piece of fruit. Jordan, now 16, contributes this fear to his mother’s choice of underwear.

"When I was younger, my mother had me wear Fruit of the Loom underwear. I don’t know why, but the talking fruit mascots scared the crap out of me," said Jordan, who now wears Hanes.

As crazy as this seems, it’s certainly not uncommon.  <<FULL STORY>>
 

But What About the New Jersey Nets?

NEW JERSEY (Just Laugh) - As a responsible journalist, I'm supposed to pay attention to current events and keep up with what's going on in politics, business, and world affairs. But I'm not a responsible journalist, so I usually end up gorging potato chips and watching Simpsons reruns.

However I recently attended a conference in Indianapolis that promised to have such a profound impact on American culture, there was no way I could ignore it. I covered the proceedings of this two day event to let you decide how important it actually is.  <<FULL STORY>>

07.24.02 - Has anybody seen July recently?!?!?!  It's amazing how the days just seem to fly by when it's beautiful out, yet we can't get them to pass fast enough when there's six feet of snow in the front yard...

It's been an extremely busy summer for all of us here at Just Laugh, even though it seems like too much lately has been behind-the-scenes work.  Nevertheless, we're gearing up for a big finale in August that you certainly won't want to miss!

You may or may not have noticed a few connection problems over the past couple of months, but we're extremely pleased to report that we've made another move - for the last time - and we're once again available online 24/7/365, e-mail and all!  All in the same, these problems did inspire us to persue a venture of our own into the web hosting business, which ended up becoming the second feature in our new Ad Spoofs series:

You'll also note that our current project, A Tale of Two Summers..., is going strong and the next five chapters have now been added into the mix!  There are ten in online at this point, but we've got a long ways yet to go, so keep following those plot lines and don't look up!

One final note: it's that time of year again and we're just about ready to unveil it all to the world!  That's right, the nominees for the 2nd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards have finally been selected and very soon will be announced for your voting pleasure...stay tuned for more!

Reader's Poll...

Have you sent in your picture for a chance to become Just Laugh's Sexiest Reader yet? I don't think I'm sexy enough. 100.0% No, but I'm sending in a complete stranger's picture instead... 0.0% No, but I'm sending in my roommate's picture instead... 0.0% Not yet, but I'm going to very soon... 0.0% Absolutely! 0.0% Total Votes: 4     Version 2.02

Incidents and Accidents for Frazzled Women
by: Kim Burke

Quite possibly the most anticipated book on our list this summer, Kim's very first book is sure to be a huge hit and now's your chance to get in on the excitement!

Pre-Order a copy before August 15 at the discounted price of a mere $7.95, or wait until it hits the shelves and pay $14.95 - it's your choice!

Either way, at only the cost of a typical movie ticket or two these days, it'll definitely be well worth it.  Show Kim how much you really care and order today...