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Jerry Mathers Gets Bit By a Beaver
HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - Jerry Mathers was rushed to Anything But General Hospital late last evening after allegedly being bit by a beaver. Doctor Catheter, who was the physician on duty, claimed that Jerry was in stable condition, but is suffering two large bite marks and an unhealthy desire to gnaw on wood products. It was alleged that there were no witnesses, however, Jerry was found by his television mother, Barbara Billingsly (June Cleaver), who called the police promptly after she finished vacuuming her living room in her Sunday Best dress and white high heels.
The local police suspect foul play as the beaver community has always been highly offended by the television show, Leave it to Beaver, where Jerry Mathers played Theodore aka Beaver Cleaver. Just Laugh interviewed the local beaver community to get their opinions about this event. It was discovered that they were less than sympathetic to Jerry’s plight.
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Nine-Year-Old Boy Checks into Betty Ford Clinic...Claims to be Hooked on Phonics
RANCHO MIRAGE, Ca. (Just Laugh) - The entire reading community was appalled today when a 9-year old boy was
sent to the Betty Ford Clinic for detoxification treatment after a doctor
diagnosed him as being Hooked on Phonics.
Aunt I Personality, the boy's reading teacher, gave a tearful plea for
the boy's recovery.
"All I wanted him to do was to learn how to read as well as the other
children in my class. Instead, I turned him into a phonics junkie,
getting high off of prefixes and suffixes. I recommended that the boy
spend more time studying his phonics. I had no idea the kid was going to
get addicted as he did." <<FULL
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New Organization Raises Eyebrows
DAVENPORT, Ia. (Just Laugh) - A new group established called
S.A.A. or Students Against Acronyms, has raised
questions by outsiders of the organization.
"These people are tired of hearing acronyms like
GED, LSD and BLT, yet their name itself is an
acronym," said an amused Gerri Webster, who
herself belongs to several acronym groups. <<FULL
STORY>>
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Updates:
10.16.02 - The posting of our next issue has been pushed back to Friday, October 18, while we deal with a few production issues. The complete update, including the conclusion to A Tale of Two Summers, our complete Halloween special presentation, and the results of the Weenie Awards, will all be available at that time. We Apologize for any inconvenience this may cause...
10.07.02 - The voting period for the 2nd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards has now come to an end! We'd like to thank everyone who took the time to vote in this year's awards and send a special shout-out to all of the nominees who've provided links over the last two weeks - we never expected to see such an increase in traffic (about 4-5x last years stats) and words just can't express the joy we derived from seeing the show on national television - thanks Martin!!!
It's going to take us a little while to tally the votes, throw out all of the duplicate ballots (such as the ~50,000 from the script-kiddie down in Miami who's probably going to get his broadband access revoked soon...did you really think we wouldn't notice???), and so forth, but we do promise that the results will be included in the next issue, so stay tuned...
09.27.02 - After a brief delay, the new issue is up and ready to knock your socks off with the hilarity of roughly two dozen comics...
It was brought to our attention last week that the gaming giant nStorm has released a new creation to help lessen the stresses during your work day. Ultima Online - Axe Marks the Spot will test your marksmanship as you practice your skills against a handful of your favorite characters from the insanely popular online realm...
09.23.02 - It's that time again, folks! Time for you to cast your votes in the 2nd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards!!! We'd like to welcome our new visitors that will be dropping by over the next couple of weeks and hope that you all decide to stay and take a look around after
you're done voting for your favorites in this year's awards!
Webmasters: We didn't actually get a page setup for the linking graphics associated with the awards, but you can find a standard banner here. Other graphics of a smaller size can be found within the pages of the awards, so feel free to make use of those as well...
Incidents and Accidents for Frazzled Women
by: Kim Burke
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