Melvin Durai is an Indiana-based writer and humorist. A native of India, he grew up in Zambia and moved to the U.S. in 1982. His weekly humor columns are carried by a number of newspapers and websites.
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Many Reasons to be Thankful
by: Melvin Durai
I love Thanksgiving because it reminds Americans to be
thankful. Just go to any home on Thanksgiving Day and you
will meet people who are thankful -- thankful they have an
opportunity, in this great country, to stuff themselves with
food. Yes, many people spend the entire day being thankful.
I wish everyone around the world could be just as
thankful -- and not just once a year. There are many reasons
to be thankful, even if you live in Beirut. Here are just a
few:
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Be thankful if you have food on your plate, if you aren't
constantly hungry, if you don't lick your lips whenever you
spot your neighbor's Chihuahua.
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Be thankful if you enjoy freedom of speech, if you can write
a play portraying the president as a horse's behind, if you
don't have to write your next play with a pen up yours.
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Be thankful if you have an unlimited supply of water, if
your plants are never thirsty, if your dog drinks often from
a bowl, one that you don't flush.
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Be thankful if you have freedom of worship, if you can
attend a church, temple or mosque without the slightest
fear, if you can decorate your car with stickers that say
"Jesus is Lord," "Allah is great" or "Elvis is king."
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Be thankful if you're smarter than the average teen, if you
can find Oman, Sudan, Kenya and Samoa on a globe, if you
don't think they're parts of speech, as in: "Oman, I'm Sudan
tired! Kenya give me Samoa water?"
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Be thankful if you have health insurance, if you can see a
doctor anytime you wish, if your doctor didn't get his
medical training through the Internet.
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Be thankful if you're fairly healthy, if you don't need a
file for all your prescriptions, if your medicine cabinet
isn't as big as President Bush's Cabinet.
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Be thankful if you don't face discrimination, if the country
club doesn't exclude you because of the color of your skin,
if the hot date doesn't reject you because of the color of
your teeth.
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Be thankful if you have a loving family, if they accept you
the way you are, if they're trying hard to forget the way
you were.
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Be thankful if you have no serious addictions, if you can
survive an entire week without smoking, drinking or playing
bingo, if you show no signs of withdrawal, not even when
visiting the bank.
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Be thankful if you have a decent job, if it comes with many
benefits, if the best benefit isn't free counseling after
the boss harasses you.
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Be thankful if you have a roof over your head, if the roof
is wide enough to cover all your belongings, if you don't
have to put the roof in storage whenever there's a tornado
warning.
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Be thankful if you have a retirement plan, if the plan
includes annual vacations to an exotic locale, if the plan
doesn't include the words "Would you like fries with that?"
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Be thankful if you have a means of transportation, if you
can take your family on a long trip to the country, if the
trip refreshes their souls and doesn't wear out their soles.
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Be thankful if you appreciate what you have, if you don't
take your blessings for granted, if you spend part of your
life -- even a small part -- helping others less fortunate.
Copyright 2002 Melvin Durai
www.funnycolumns.com
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