A Glimpse
into the News...
Snore Your Way to Super Bowl XXXVII
MINNEAPOLIS (Just Laugh) - Are your loved ones kept awake night after night because of your incessant snoring? Have your neighbors threatened to call the police or even worse, "Come over with axes and f*(& you up???" Doctors tell you that you have a medical problem, your family tells you to sleep in the basement, and now we're telling you that you've got a chance to win a trip for two to Super Bowl XXXVII!!! <<FULL
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"Whatever the Hell You Celebrate Day" Proposed by Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - Perhaps you are a Christian and celebrate Christmas. Perhaps you are
Jewish and celebrate Hanukkah. Maybe you are getting the table set for
Kwanzaa, or preparing your ritual for Winter Solstice. With America being
the melting pot that it is, it is very difficult to wish a greeting this
time of year without offending someone. "Merry Christmas" is an offensive
cliché to those who don't celebrate. "Happy New Year" is only harmless to
those who celebrate their New Year on January 1st. However, what if you
celebrate Chinese New Year? Or perhaps you're Russian, and New Year's is
actually your Christmas. Even "Season's Greetings" could be offensive for
those that don't celebrate anything except the 48-hour Star Trek
marathon. This is why Congress has proposed that one day should be
dedicated for everyone to celebrate whatever winter holiday you wish.
This day would be "Whatever the Hell you Celebrate Day." <<FULL
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More Than One Way to Trash a Bird...
BOSTON (Just Laugh) - Does the holidays have you more befuddled than a senior citizen trying to
determine the sex of Marilyn Manson? What gifts are you going to buy?
What are you going to serve? Most importantly, how are you going to get
rid of these blasted Thanksgiving turkey leftovers??? If you are one of
the millions of Americans who are on their 21st day of turkey jello, here
are some refreshing tips to get those turkey leftovers out of sight, and
out of mind. <<FULL
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Rudolf's Real Name Revealed
NORTH POLE (Just Laugh) - The most well-kept secret in the world was revealed today, shocking
everyone aged 1 to 92. Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer who has pulled
Santa's sleigh since the beginning of mankind, is not quite who he says
he is. In fact, he is Dirk, the red-nosed reindeer.
"Well, you can understand why he changed his name," Santa stated, "I
mean, it sounds awfully ridiculous to have a head reindeer by the name of
Dirk. Dirk is someone who can recite every episode of Star Trek in Pig
Latin, not the head reindeer of Santa's sleigh." <<FULL
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Updates:
01.04.03 - There's only a few days left in our latest contest and right now there's not much competition at all for those who have already entered...get your name in while you still can...
12.20.02 - Well, the weather outside is frightful, but aren't giveaways so delightful?
Want to win an autographed copy of Kim Burke's new book,
Incidents and Accidents for Frazzled Women?
Click here for details!
Welcome to the Christmas issue of our establishment! We tried our best to decorate to your standards, so hopefully it's festive enough for you! This final installment of Just Laugh magazine for the year 2002 has been packed with what we strongly believe should be enough humor to help get you through the holidays, but even if you're not a believer yet, there's still a week and a half left...just trust us.
This particular issue is also special because it gives us a chance to introduce you to a new member of our contributing staff! Joining us all the way from Japan, Amy Chavez intends to share her perspectives on parenting, foreign cultures, and life in general...and we're pretty confident that you're going to be laughing for every single minute of it.
Also along for the ride is a brand new, regular strip from L7 Comix! Ink, Paint & Tears... is a cute little rendition of some of your all-time favorite jokes, sure to make you giggle with delight! But honestly, would you expect any less?
With the end of another year upon us, we've also decided that it's time once again to do a little recruiting...click on for more info!
Enjoy the rest of your 2002 holiday season - best wishes to all!!!
The OTHER Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
by: Gene Doucette
You've seen samples from this amazing tome in our previous issues, and if you're on the ball, you've already paid a visit or three to the Official Website to read even more instructions for living your day to day life, so what's next? How about support the author and buy the actual book!?!?
And why should you buy this book?
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