MINNEAPOLIS (Just Laugh) - Are your loved ones kept awake night after night because of your incessant snoring? Have your neighbors threatened to call the police or even worse, "Come over with axes and f*(& you up???" Doctors tell you that you have a medical problem, your family tells you to sleep in the basement, and now we're telling you that you've got a chance to win a trip for two to Super Bowl XXXVII!!!  <<FULL STORY>>
 

"Whatever the Hell You Celebrate Day" Proposed by Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - Perhaps you are a Christian and celebrate Christmas. Perhaps you are Jewish and celebrate Hanukkah. Maybe you are getting the table set for Kwanzaa, or preparing your ritual for Winter Solstice. With America being the melting pot that it is, it is very difficult to wish a greeting this time of year without offending someone. "Merry Christmas" is an offensive cliché to those who don't celebrate. "Happy New Year" is only harmless to those who celebrate their New Year on January 1st. However, what if you celebrate Chinese New Year? Or perhaps you're Russian, and New Year's is actually your Christmas. Even "Season's Greetings" could be offensive for those that don't celebrate anything except the 48-hour Star Trek marathon. This is why Congress has proposed that one day should be dedicated for everyone to celebrate whatever winter holiday you wish. This day would be "Whatever the Hell you Celebrate Day."  <<FULL STORY>>
 

More Than One Way to Trash a Bird...

BOSTON (Just Laugh) - Does the holidays have you more befuddled than a senior citizen trying to determine the sex of Marilyn Manson? What gifts are you going to buy? What are you going to serve? Most importantly, how are you going to get rid of these blasted Thanksgiving turkey leftovers??? If you are one of the millions of Americans who are on their 21st day of turkey jello, here are some refreshing tips to get those turkey leftovers out of sight, and out of mind.  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Rudolf's Real Name Revealed

NORTH POLE (Just Laugh) - The most well-kept secret in the world was revealed today, shocking everyone aged 1 to 92. Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer who has pulled Santa's sleigh since the beginning of mankind, is not quite who he says he is. In fact, he is Dirk, the red-nosed reindeer.

"Well, you can understand why he changed his name," Santa stated, "I mean, it sounds awfully ridiculous to have a head reindeer by the name of Dirk. Dirk is someone who can recite every episode of Star Trek in Pig Latin, not the head reindeer of Santa's sleigh."  <<FULL STORY>>