While originally this feature was going to be entitled, Scott and Matt’s Guide to Scoring, we soon realized that the rules to cribbage are just way too complicated!  Nevertheless, with Valentine’s Day less than a week away and letters pouring in asking for our unbridled assistance in the land of love, we thought that it would be only fitting to extend a few tips to our fellow men.

Although we’d like to say that these tips are guaranteed to get you more women than God, that would be a tremendous understatement.  If a more complete list of pointers exists in today’s world, it definitely wouldn’t be half as entertaining as ours!  We may not have doctorates in psychology or a nationally-syndicated television program, but luckily thanks to this neato-thing called the Internet, we don’t need either! 

Take these words, our friends!  Go forth, be merry and grab a piece of the action for yourself!!!  If we can’t help you, then maybe, just maybe you can’t be helped…