Savannah Lawless has built a relationship advice
empire based on her extensive real-life experience (including eight divorces
from five men and countless failed relationships) coupled with a near-total
lack of sobriety.
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One Click to a New You
by: Savannah Lawless
HELLO, I don't know if you can help me OR that your department does
such things - I just came accross it on the internet & would like to
share with you if this is something that your department can use for publication
OR topic of discussion BUT, would like to share my woes & findings
on dating nowadays feel free to print publish OR use any part of this (see-below).
I can not speak for anyone else for whatever reasons they have placed
singles ads OR what they are hoping to find from it -- this is only my
personal point of view --- I myself have been out of the dating loop for
quite sometime - it has been a few years BUT, I have been lucky enough
OR fortunate enough that I have had some very good relationships with women
in the past BUT, now some years later & some pounds heavier - I am
finding out at least for me - the dating scene is a complete & total
NIGHTMARE --- in the hopes of finding love OR romance -- I have placed
ads at pretty much every singles & dating website on the internet --
so far the experience has been nothing less than excruciatingly painful
–
The sad, cold, bitter truth is that, the ads I have gotten the most
response from are those
that I never included a picture of myself with -- women have written
to me in response to these ads on the fact of how much they truly loved
my ad AND they would like to know if I could also send them a picture of
myself -- I do so and then - I never hear from them again - if I persist
in writing to them to ask whatever had happened to them - I may only get
the response to PLEASE never write them again -- THERE can only be one
reason for this -- they did not find me to be an attractive looking man
--------->
--- to be honest though I have never thought of myself as the elephant
man - I have had a
variety of women through my life flirt with me - even growing up,
as a child & through the years - I have been hit on by quite a few
of my Moms lady friends - SO, at least I know that there was at least one
time in my life that I was found somewhat desirable ---------- the bottom
line is that NO woman ANYWHERE will EVER find a more loving, caring man
anywhere BUT, I just feel that I am being judged by my looks OR lack of
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IF only life could imitate art -- I suppose I am just the BEAST looking
for the beautiful
PRINCESS - who, can see the good in my heart BUT, fairytales just
do NOT come true.
Sincerely,
A. Nonymous
East Anonymia
Savannah Says:
I don't like to brag, but I must admit I've always been on the cutting
edge of trends. My
finger just naturally rests on the pulse of society, I guess.
This week, dear readers, you will benefit from my trendspotting ability,
because I've done it
once again. I'm the first to discover a new website so hip, so
totally awesome, that I can't
believe it's still a secret. And I'm announcing its existence
to the world right now, so you
can all benefit from it. It's called "eBay," and it's an online
auction website!
I discovered eBay this weekend. Rothrock had passed ou…er, retired
for the evening, so I amused myself by "surfing" the internet. (That's
what we hip people call it when we travel from
website to website.) eBay is a huge international marketplace.
I rummaged through Rock's wallet until I found his gold card, and then
I bought him 74 vintage umbrellas, a 1940s novelty tie, and some purplish
show chickens. He'll be so surprised!
They also sell photographs, and that's where you come in, Nonymous.
Simply go to eBay and
purchase some more attractive pictures of "yourself." Problem
solved!
Good luck, dear!
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