VATICAN CITY (Just Laugh) - Early yesterday, the Pope received a phone call from his boss, God. Apparently, God had been watching the news and been upset by the number of priests accused of sexual misconduct.

"It's just not right," God was quoted as saying. "These guys are supposed to represent me. When I sent my son to Earth, he didn't go around touching little boys, did he?" <<FULL STORY>>
 

Dirty Bomb Suspect Captured

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - Jose Padilla, the suspect in an alleged dirty bomb plot has been captured. The bomb was expected to be targeted towards the Washington DC area. Reportedly, the "dirty bomb" would explode, showering the area with cheap beer, dirty magazines, pornos and exciting underwear.

Although former president Bill Clinton could not be reached for comment, sources reported that he has already begun organizing fundraising activities to raise bail money.
 

Lakers NBA Victory Marked on 2003 Calendars

LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) - The lives of basketball fans around the country will be made just a bit easier next year, as the Fiscal Calendar Corporation (FCC) has already begun to print their new product lines for the year of 2003 and has opted to take the guesswork out of the NBA's rigorous schedule. The date of June 12 has thoughtfully been reserved as "Lakers Sweep the Finals (again) Day."

"I think by now, we all pretty much know what's going to happen, anyways," explained chief research analyst Bill Spickley. "We're just saving the public a little of their precious time - that's all."

Famed basketball legend Shaquille O'Neal broke it down old school for Just Laugh's crew, "This is great...it really takes a lot of pressure off of me...allowing me to focus on more important things in my life, such as my acting career. By the way, is it cool if I plug my next flick, Kazaam 2 - The Return of..." <<FULL STORY>>
 

Jolie Offers Shirt for UN Refugee Auction - Ryder Intervenes

UNITED NATIONS (Just Laugh) - A collection of autographed t-shirts and other clothing items having been donated by such celebrities as Angelina Jolie and Naomi Campbell disappeared early Wednesday morning. The pile of wearables, which was expected to raise nearly $250,000 to benefit UNHCR programs for female refugees around the world, was last seen inside the trunk of Winona Ryder's BMW Convertible.

The latest project to grace our website needs no introduction...Schlongitude!!!  The revolutionary new wonder drug that will change your life forever is available now...sort of!  You've got to see it to believe it, so check it out today.

And our friends over at KewlBox have once again surprised us with a brand-spankin' new game to start off the summer!  Known for their puzzle games especially, we've all spent many addictive hours playing their previous offerings and you can expect those same results from their latest title...

We've got a lot of great projects planned this summer, so if you're looking to have a good laugh or two between trips to the beach, we've got you covered!

Scheduled to appear in our next issue:

• The next in our new Ad Spoof series
• The results from the web poll you see below (vote today!)
• and our largest creative writing collaboration to date!!!

Reader's Poll...

What would you like to see our Message Boards section changed to? E-Cards or Electronic Greetings 76.5% Just make up something funny and surprise us! 17.6% A section devoted to us, the readers :) 5.9% MORE Webcams... 0.0% Nothing - leave it the same and I'll use it this time! 0.0% Internet Radio (with comedians, etc...) 0.0% Total Votes: 17     Version 2.02

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