VATICAN CITY (Just Laugh) - Early yesterday, the Pope received a phone call from his boss, God. Apparently, God had been watching the news and been upset by the number of priests accused of sexual misconduct.

"It's just not right," God was quoted as saying. "These guys are supposed to represent me. When I sent my son to Earth, he didn't go around touching little boys, did he?"

"This job isn't worth what they're paying me," the Pope told a Just Laugh reporter. "All God does is boss me around all the time. As if he knows exactly what's best for everyone all the time. Who does he think he is?"

God apparently threatened to dock the Pope's pay or bring in a Pope from another religion.

"I'm the best Pope in the world right now. God's just looking for a scapegoat like usual. He should get his omnipotent head out of his holy ass."

Jesus, the son of God, declined to comment on the situation.

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