DAVENPORT, Ia. (Just Laugh) - Travis Hubler, a 40 year old man with bad back problems, discovered a mattress that finally gave him a good night’s rest.

"I was visiting my 12 year old nephew (Carl) and was given his bed to sleep on," said Hubler. It was soon revealed that the comfort Hubler found was due to the high volume of nudie magazines Carl had buried under his mattress. <<FULL STORY>>
 

Trouble on Sesame Street

NEW YORK (Just Laugh) - While most people were spending time with their families, relaxing, grilling out, and watching fireworks, there was a whirlwind of activity at the Children's Television Workshop (CTW) during the Fourth of July holiday weekend. Cell phones buzzed constantly, fax machines churned out paper by the ream, and fruit baskets arrived by the truckload.

You see, it's contract renewal time on Sesame Street, flagship of the CTW. After watching the stars of hit shows like "Friends" and "ER" rake in more than a million dollars per episode, greed has come home to roost on Sesame Street.  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Internet Summer Maintenance Schedule Announced

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Ca. (Just Laugh) - Earlier this morning, senior executives of The Internet held a private news conference to announce the upcoming summer maintenance schedule and address any immediate concerns.  Although the information revealed was disheartening to many in the audience, it was common knowledge that there wasn't a damn thing they could do about it...

"We've got some big plans for the near future," Internet President and CEO Al Gore began, "but the enormous scale of our modifications simply can't be portrayed accurately without disturbing the lives of millions of individuals, both public and private.  Everything has its price, but trust me when I tell you that this price will certainly be worth the wait."  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Missed Flights Blamed on Electricity Outage

CHICAGO (Just Laugh) - One of the most hectic airports in the world lived up to its name when an electricity outage led many passengers to miss their scheduled flights. O’Hare airport saw its share of complaints when moving walkways halted during the four hour power outage.

"This was the most traumatic experience I’ve ever dealt with. You have no idea what it’s like being stranded on a moving walkway," said Lindsey McMichael, whose life stopped when the electricity ceased the walkway to continue.  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Classic Movie Remake Planned

HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - Director Steven Spielberg has planned to remake a movie of classic proportions. As a big fan of the movie himself, Spielberg has decided to remake the 1969 classic The Astro-Zombies. Reportably, Spielberg has acquired the services of Tom Cruise to play the challenging role of the Astro-Zombie. No one who was reported to be working on this project was available to comment on it.

Wondering what we've got in store to help you through these hot summer months?  Well, we are, too, so bear with us!  Although we've got a ton of things up our sleeves to keep you occupied, we're trying to spread them out evenly throughout the next couple of months, so check back here often for the latest updates!

Possibly our biggest project to date, A Tale of Two Summers is one of the first concepts we'll be throwing in your direction, so if you're looking for a little creative writing gone wild, you definitely need to check this one out!  Click here for all the details.

We're also happy to introduce a new talent to our comedic effort whom you'd have to be illiterate to not enjoy!  Living proof that women can be disgusting and perverted too, Linda Sharp made us laugh so hard with her debut piece that we just couldn't turn her down...enjoy!

There's so much more on the way, so go grill up some burgers, pay your respects to those who deserve it the most during the holiday and by the time your local fireworks are finishing up, we'll have even more humor-y good stuff waiting here for you!  Have a safe and happy 4th of July...