MADISON (Just Laugh) - What should have been merely another regularly scheduled nature hike oddly enough turned into a historical find that will go down in dairy history as a small group of college students from the University of Wisconsin stumbled across the hidden entrance to a long-deserted cheese mine in Northern Wisconsin late Thursday afternoon. <<FULL STORY>>
 

Fox News Being Sued for use of 'Fox' News

HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - When Fox News filed a lawsuit against Al Franken, political satirist and author of the new book, 'Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them - A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right,' for using the phrase "fair and balanced," people took notice.

Apparently, Fox News has patented "fair and balanced," meaning that Franken is violating the law in regard to the phrase. "From what he knows about copyright and satire, he's not worried about it," said Bill Abong, spokesperson for the satirist who was out of the country on vacation when the lawsuit broke.  <<FULL STORY>>
 

Bush Continues to Seek Out Evil in All Forms

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - In a press conference earlier today, President Bush announced that America's war against terrorism and evil will continue even after Iraq and Afghanistan and that steps need to be taken now to ensure that our own soil isn't compromised once again.

Enforced by the Department of Homeland Security, the following acts of wrong-doing will soon be eradicated under the President's new plan: cutting in line at the laundromat, bringing more than a dozen items to '10 items or less' lanes across the nation, the unauthorized removal of matress tags, crossing the street beyond the limits of the crosswalk, and many other unjust acts to be disclosed in the future. Although these may at first seem like harsh acts to most, the President assures us that curbing such evil at home is the first step towards thrusting democracy onto the laps of those around us.
 

Olsen Twins Tighten Their Grip on Corporate America

HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - Just when you thought the business section of your newspaper couldn't get any more bizarre, it seems that the beloved twins that have delighted households for nearly their entire lives are taking matters into their own hands, one company at a time...  <<FULL STORY>>

Cell Phone Inventor Sleeps on a Giant Pile of Money

LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) - He was mocked and laughed at some twenty-five years ago when he suggested that anyone would ever have the want or desire to use the telephone outside of the home, yet today as an approximately 60 million users circle the globe with his invention plastered to their ears, many of them merely school children chatting about Pokemon and that cute boy in study hall, this man hasn't been able to wipe the smile off his face in years. Can you really blame him???

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