into the News...
Local Students Uncover Ancient Cheese Mine
MADISON (Just Laugh) - What should have been merely another regularly scheduled nature hike oddly enough turned into a historical find that will go down in dairy history as a small group of college students from the University of Wisconsin stumbled across the hidden entrance to a long-deserted cheese mine in Northern Wisconsin late Thursday afternoon. <<FULL STORY>>
Fox News Being Sued for use of 'Fox' News
HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - When Fox News filed a lawsuit against
Al Franken, political satirist and author of the
new book, 'Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
- A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right,' for
using the phrase "fair and balanced," people took
Apparently, Fox News has patented "fair and
balanced," meaning that Franken is violating the
law in regard to the phrase. "From what he knows
about copyright and satire, he's not worried
about it," said Bill Abong, spokesperson for the
satirist who was out of the country on vacation
when the lawsuit broke. <<FULL STORY>>
Bush Continues to Seek Out Evil in All Forms
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - In a press conference earlier today, President Bush announced that America's war against terrorism and evil will continue even after Iraq and Afghanistan and that steps need to be taken now to ensure that our own soil isn't compromised once again.
Enforced by the Department of Homeland Security, the following acts of wrong-doing will soon be eradicated under the President's new plan: cutting in line at the laundromat, bringing more than a dozen items to '10 items or less' lanes across the nation, the unauthorized removal of matress tags, crossing the street beyond the limits of the crosswalk, and many other unjust acts to be disclosed in the future. Although these may at first seem like harsh acts to most, the President assures us that curbing such evil at home is the first step towards thrusting democracy onto the laps of those around us.
Olsen Twins Tighten Their Grip on Corporate America
HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - Just when you thought the business section of your newspaper couldn't get any more bizarre, it seems that the beloved twins that have delighted households for nearly their entire lives are taking matters into their own hands, one company at a time... <<FULL STORY>>
Cell Phone Inventor Sleeps on a Giant Pile of Money
LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) - He was mocked and laughed at some twenty-five years ago when he suggested that anyone would ever have the want or desire to use the telephone outside of the home, yet today as an approximately 60 million users circle the globe with his invention plastered to their ears, many of them merely school children chatting about Pokemon and that cute boy in study hall, this man hasn't been able to wipe the smile off his face in years. Can you really blame him???
10.11.03 - Pardon our absence, but we certainly haven't forgotten about you, baby...
Certain "real world" issues have forced us to temporarily delay business around here at Just Laugh, so please accept our apologies for the lack of updates and so forth. Likewise, if you've recently e-mailed us or sent in submissions, fret not, as we have received them and will be getting back with you as soon as humanly possible! A lot of truly talented individuals have contacted us over the past several weeks and we look forward to introducing many of them to our readers, but please bear with us until things return to normal.
Thanks for your patronage - it shouldn't be long until things are back up and running full steam ahead, including The 3rd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards and several other new projects, but until then, feel free to browse our archives to quench your thirst for humor on the Internet!
09.17.03 - It's fall, and you'd think we'd have an amazing theme to go along with all of that, but we don't - deal with it!
Nonetheless, in keeping with the times, we have made a slight change to our line-up this month that everyone's sure to absolutely adore! Fans of Sincho and Company will notice that their beloved Dr. Lobster has come to an end, but with this end also comes a new beginning, for the creators just couldn't stand having such enormous amounts of free time on their hands and immediately took upon a new project to fill in the void. Enter Wrench Farm...
A completely new and original comic by Jeff Lofvers and Michael Buonauro, these new adventures have been guaranteed to leave you breathless and move you into an emotional hyperbole previously believed to be unattainable by mankind. In fact, we're so sure that you're life is going to be changed forever by Wrench Farm that instead of jazzing up an update for this issue, we'd like you to spend a little time over at the new site getting acquainted with the up and coming cast of Wrench Farm! If you can't honestly say that your life is at least 3000% better after experiencing this comic...well, it's not our fault - we didn't write it. Enjoy!!!
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