A Glimpse
into the News...
Not Too Late for New Years Resolutions
NEW YORK (Just Laugh) - The New Year's Meetinghouse of Resolutions Obsolete and Discarded, or
NYMROD, has been flooded with calls in past weeks from all over the globe
of residents breaking their New Years Resolutions. Dr. Shirley Eyemalush,
the head of society, says, "There is no need to panic. You still have
time to change your New Years Resolutions to ensure success." For all the
resolution breakers, NYMROD sent Just Laugh the top ten sample
resolutions that you a guaranteed to keep... <<FULL
STORY>>
Super Bowl Slaughterhouse "Highlights" Hardly Even Worth Covering This Year...
SAN DIEGO (Just Laugh) - As the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pulled a complete 180 over the Oakland Raiders in what was supposed to be the most important football game of the year, reporters from around the world have been giving up on their own trade by the dozens, citing the game as "...another reason why the drinking age needs to be lowered around here - NO ONE should have to sit through crap like that..." Most reporters, in fact, have refused to even comment on said game, including this one - so good day!
Ahem, I said GOOD DAY, SIR!!! (better luck next year, Oakland...)
CSI to Air Actual Murder
LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) - In an effort to step up the show's trademark realism, CBS announced this week
that its popular television franchise "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" would
be featuring an actual unsolved homicide in the 2003 season finale.
"We've learned so much about forensic science in the past three years, it
only seemed right to work a real case," said star William Peterson, who is
also an executive producer for the show. <<FULL
STORY>>
Senator Hogs Spotlight
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - Senator Frankens (dem. Ohio) is being investigated for improper conduct regarding his investment portfolio. It has been reported that he is buying up stocks in all the major hog futures markets. This has raised a lot of eyebrows in the Washington inner circles because his family owns the largest hog lots in Ohio (Hog Heaven Acres, Inc). As a member of the Finance Committee, Senator Frankens has steered a lot of funding to his home state. He has earned his nickname of "Porkbarrel King." <<FULL
STORY>>
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Updates:
01.29.03 - Welcome to our second issue of 2003, and what a presentation we have for you this time...
This month Just Laugh is pleased to bring you the latest addition to our growing collection of interviews - Jenn Dlugos had a chance to talk with none other than Chris Costello, the daughter of one Lou Costello...of Abbott & Costello! Including references to the most classic of their work, as well as some ideas about where to find the official souveniers, this was most definitely an interview enjoyed by everyone involved and hopefully it won't be the last we see any time soon!
And of course, we're always adding new features to our website to make your visits more enjoyable and we've done just that with our new search engine! Looking for an old article, but can't quite remember the name, or author, or whatever? Just type in what you do know and within seconds, our server will scour the entire website and do its best to find exactly what you're looking for - try it yourself today.
Our good friends over at KewlBox have also cranked out another new addiction to kill any free time you might have left, and if you're a chocolate fan in particular, you owe it to yourself to check out this one:
And the search continues...
Look for the latest in Valentine's hits coming soon...very soon!
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The Salmon of Doubt:
Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
by: Douglas Adams
More than just a writer, a radio personality, or a story-teller, Douglas was a man who loved to make himself laugh, and if others around him also got a kick out of it, great! He had a certain way about him that most definitely carried through in his writing - when you picked up one of his books, you knew that he had you right where he wanted you and that you wouldn't be putting that book down for a very long time...and he knew this, too.
The Salmon of Doubt is by no means a complete story, or the famed final book of the Hitchhiker's trilogy - rather a collection of previously unpublished works that were found lying about shortly after that cold day on May 11, 2001. Nonetheless, anyone who has enjoyed his words in the past will undoubtedly be moved by this enjoyable compilation - truly a great way to remember a great writer - and a few good laughs, too...just how Douglas would've wanted it.
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