A Glimpse
into the News...
Special Announcement - Just Laugh Acquired by AOL Time Warner
NEW YORK (Just Laugh) - In a very special press conference earlier this morning, it was made public that media giant AOL Time Warner has successfully completed the acquisition of Just Laugh Productions, Inc., a dot-com startup from early 2000 which specializes in various mediums targeting the humor industry. It's largest by-product, Just Laugh magazine, syndicates humor columns and comics from some of the industry's top names and is currently read by millions worldwide. <<FULL
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Iraq Enlists the Aid of Sandworms in War
BAGHDAD (Just Laugh) - Shortly after catching wind of the United State's actions of enlisting dolphins to aid in the search for underwater mines around the gulf coastal areas, military officials in Iraq announced that they too have made efforts to incorporate the killing of harmless animals into their own fascist regimes.
These tiny creatures, when released into the harsh desert flatlands, are hoped to burrow deep into the sands surrounding key Iraqi cities, setting off old and discarded landmines that the leaders have long since forgotten about, thus making the area safe for foot traffic by soldiers and other military personnel.
Loose Bowel Movements Save Life
CHICAGO (Just Laugh) - Just moments before he was to board his
flight to Newark International in New Jersey,
David Meanson, a lucky bastard from Rockford,
suddenly took a detour to the men's restroom.
"The burger I ate took a negative effect on me.
Next thing I knew, I had a bad case of diarrhea,"
said Meanson, whose flight to Newark crashed
moments after takeoff. <<FULL STORY>>
Town Sues Parker Brothers After Ouija Board Mishap
GREENFIELD, Mass. (Just Laugh) - In what promises to be a landmark court case, Greenfield,
Massachusetts will be the first township in U.S. history to sue a game
company for damages. The announcement came on the heels of a request for
state and federal aid from Mayor Olaf Carson after half of downtown
Greenfield was destroyed due to a rampaging extradimensional demon.
According to sources, the trouble began when Michael Osterman, a local sewer
inspector, last Saturday bought a Parker Brothers Ouija Board for his family.
That same evening he, his wife and two children tried out the board for the
first time. Tragically, they inadvertently opened up a portal to hell. <<FULL STORY>>
Former President Clinton Quietly Reminisces Back Home
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Just Laugh) - As the world turns in complete turmoil, leaving the U.S. economy in shabbles and a nation divided against war and justice, small fits of chuckling could be heard from the south as one of our previous leader recalled some of his finest moments from his past years in politics. Now with his daughter off to college and his wife in New York, Clinton calmly sits by a warm campfire, accompanied only by his faithful dog Seamus, re-telling the stories of sexual escapades and late-night document shredding sessions which had brought him so much joy. Aside from the book deals and television specials gone awry, it is rumored that Clinton's new longing is the most genuine of all - a son to call his own.
"It sure would be nice to have somebody to pass all of this great wisdom down to..." sighs Clinton. There's still time, Billy. There's still time...
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Updates:
04.01.03 - Yes Sir, that's right - we're a day early! It doesn't happen around here very often, so enjoy it while you can!
Just in case you didn't get the memo, today marks the start of National Humor Month and you can bet that we're going to take this special opportunity to crank things up a notch around here and bring you even more goodies than you're normally used to over the next thirty days! Think interviews, and contests, and games, and even those special projects which are typically reserved only for special occasions...yes, it's going to be a very busy month, so stay tuned for all the details.
And once again our buddies over at KewlBox have gone and created another game that simply blows our collective minds! This one focuses on the recent rumor of Michael Jackson's involvement with witchcraft, so play with caution...
We should also note that Just Laugh is planning a very special project, of which production will be starting in the near future, and we could use a little extra help, if you don't mind! Call it a sequel if you will, but we'll be looking for a few additional writers and artists to lend their talents, so if you'd like to jump aboard the bandwagon - now's the time to throw your hat into the ring!
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The Museum of Hoaxes
by: Alex Boese
Cataloguing some of the best hoaxes and pranks the world has ever seen, this new and intriguing collection covers all eras and genres, including the newspaper and media pranks, hoaxes from the big-time corporations, and even a few favorites from the biggest stars of the silver screen! Truly a great read for anyone who is smarter than the average bear...
The really scary part is...somebody actually believed every single entry in this book!
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