How are you using miniature pumpkins this year? Baking Unnecessarily Tiny Pumpkin Pies Bowling for Garden Gnomes In Place of Regular Pumpkins Because I’m a Cheapskate [...]
What one thing do you still want to do this summer? Get laid. Get laid by a watermelon. Enjoy a romantic sunset surrounded by watermelons. Confess my darkest secrets to one [...]
What are you bringing to the pool party?! this AMAZING Dad bod a Super Soaker that will annoy EVERYONE a promise not to pee in the pool … again inflatable Donald Trump [...]
How did you eat your dose of watermelon today? Watermelon Oatmeal Starbucks Venti Watermelon Frappuccino Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Watermelon for Bread My Head is [...]
Which guy died dumbest??? The guy from Texas who declared “fuck that alligator” before going swimming with it. The guy from Maine who put a fireworks mortar on [...]
How many burritos is enough burritos? One burritos is enough for me. I would much prefer dos burritos. It will take no less than three burritos to satiate my hunger. Four [...]
The best hurricane name would be… Hurricane Attila Hurricane Yoga Pants Hurricane My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, What-a-Bitch! Hurricane Jaden Hurricane Sharknado Tyrannonami [...]