Corn Maze Considers Consuming Unattended Child
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I’m Just Here to Pee
I don’t know what your plans are, but I’m just here to pee, and maybe play a little Angry Birds before my next meeting. I don’t care what you have [...]
Alcoholic Lizard Vows Never Again
Ham Sandwich Filled with Regrets, Brandywine Tomatoes
Can Ted Cruz Count on the Hissing Cockroach Vote?
Trump Eats Cute, Little Puppy for Dinner at Iowa Rally, Ratings Soar
Americans Propose National Cheat Day to Help Boost Weight Loss Morale
WANTED: Really, Really Fast Working Elves
High profile employer seeks a team of seasoned toy makers for a last-minute job that he seriously should’ve started working on months ago, but for reasons involving [...]
Famous Reindeer Troubled by Anti-Muslim Sentiment
The Greatest Gift of All Is Never Having Cold Balls.
