Welcome to our Customer Service Dept., where our motto is: Figure
it out yourself!
Since our products are all supplied, shipped and handled by people other
than ourselves, we've found that it's simply easier to take your problems
to them! Please use the links below to answer any questions you may
have, or if you're really desperate, refer to the FAQ section at the bottom
of this page. Have a nice day!
Why aren't there any prices listed with your products?
Ooops, I knew we forgot something! Actually, there's
a very good reason for this. As you know, the CDs, books and movies
in our store are provided by Amazon.com, so in order to keep as up to date
as possible and offer you the best possible pricing, we don't list
the actual pricing on our site. Let us say, though, that our affiliate
has a reputation of maintaining the lowest prices around, so you know you're
getting the best possible deal! Prices are available by clicking
on a product's individual link, which will open another window on Amazon.com's
My order never showed up, or something is missing from my order,
I changed my mind and would like to return/exchange part of my order...
All processing, billing & shipping of our orders are completed
by our affiliates, Amazon.com and Cafepress.com, so your best bet would
be to contact them using the links on the top of this page. If you
are still having problems after having done this, feel free to contact
us and we'll help in any way that we can, but your quickest bet is going
to be in contacting them directly.
Why don't you have 's new book/cd/movie?
Maybe it's just not very funny. We are a humor site...
Does this dress make my butt look big?
If you come up with something that you think should be offered, drop
us a line.
No, of course not! The dress has absolutely nothing to
do with it...