Lap dances set to the tune of Jingle Bells. Matching His and Hers Hanukkah thongs. Watching from the stairs and discretely masturbating while Mommy kisses Santa Claus. [...]
Hanging the stockings, chopping down the tree, baking the cookies – these are all vitally important steps in the celebration of Christmas, but deep down I think we can [...]
There’s nothing like unwrapping a few good laughs under the tree whether you’re in the market for gifts to read while the snow blusters outside, a bit of wearable [...]
It started today. Well, it actually started last night, yet we’re still calling it Black Friday because apparently nobody’s gotten around to updating the name [...]
Looking for something for the wiseguy on your list? Having trouble finding something special for the comedian in your family? Well you’ve come to the right place! 2012 [...]
The Improv Everywhere crew is at it again, this time creating a very unexpected Black Friday rush for a Manhattan dollar store with shoppers camped out in tents around the [...]
Christmas is just around the corner. Actually, it’s about three blocks up and to the left. I say this because Christmas ads start well into October, making you believe [...]
This is a very special time for me. A time that can be chaotic and completely insane or wonderously full of joy and splendor, depending on how long it takes the valium to [...]
Have you been good this year? Have you been bad? When it comes to children does it really matter? Santa Claus is coming to town! Oh how the little ones run around praising [...]