Are you a fan of theme parks?! Well, not one of those crazy types of fans who thinks that everything is magical within their walls, but at least one who can take a good [...]
7:30 A.M. Mickey is again my wake up caller. This only serves to escalate my profound resentment of him. 8:00 A.M. With the whole family awake and holding caffeinated [...]
6:00 A.M. Today I get woken up by Mickey himself. It might be that I’m not entirely awake, but I swear he says “time to get up, you lazy bastard.” 6:45 A.M. I get some [...]
6:30 A.M. I’m guessing the character on the other end of the phone is Dopey, because this time nobody says anything after I pick up the receiver. Pluto, maybe, but I think [...]
6:30 A.M. Goofy wants me to get up. It took me a few seconds to realize why I was even talking to Goofy on the phone. I had requested a wake-up call, and the characters, who [...]