You’re already two weeks late for lent. I know that, you know that, but God? He’s actually surprisingly lax about the whole thing, so better late than never when [...]
Everyone knows that despite being weapons specifically designed for efficient killing by exerting lethal force on a piercing chunk of lead at speeds of up to 1,000 meters per [...]
There comes a time in every president’s term when he must ask himself – am I going to finally concede to my nepotism, my corruption, and my collusion with the [...]
It’s that time again, Christians! No, not Easter, so put away your bonnets and chocolate covered crosses for now, as well as one other item that fills your life with [...]
Are you ready to do your patriotic duty? To stand up and have your voice counted? To unite with your fellow Americans to see that the most qualified candidate for the job is [...]
Born in the heart of a dying teamster in 1929 to ensure that movie stars receive their due accolades in addition to fame and fortune for pretending to be other people while [...]
As our neighbors in the northern states get pounded with record snowfall this winter, we would be remiss if we didn’t offer our sympathies to all those who spent the [...]
If there’s one thing that we’ve learned already in 2016, it’s that despite America’s $600 billion military budget and trigger-happy police force, [...]
It’s a time to give thanks for air conditioning, flush toilets, and the blessing of spending an entire day with your family, albeit with everyone still glued to their [...]
You did it! Congratulations on moving into your new multi-dwelling property development, featuring the best in community living coupled with waterfront views of the finest [...]