If you're like me, you enjoy getting out and really seeing what this great country of ours has to offer, but there's always that price tag that manages to hold you back. It's pretty much a given that we're going to blow a nice chunk of change on stupid, little souveniers alone while we're on vacation - hey, we're American, right?! Unfortunately, after a few coffee mugs, some t-shirts plastered with the Mining Capital of the U.S. logo, and enough of those toy figurines to fill half of the backseat...not to mention a weekend's worth of eating out at the cheesiest establishments in the area...we're lucky to have enough leftover to cover gas for the ride home. Of course, it goes without saying that if anything's gonna give in the budget, the hotel's typically the easiest place to start...

...but consider this - just because you're on a tight budget doesn't mean that you need to compromise your sleeping habits down at the roach hotel. Nevertheless, who wants to spend a hundred bucks or more per night for a room that you'll only be spending a few hours in at best?! You're here to see the attractions, not sit around in your room all day, but if a brief nap without the worry of any interruption from the local insect population sounds like a call of relief, then it's time for you to see what the So-So Hotel has to offer!

We here at the So-So Hotel like to think of ourselves as a pleasant compromise - we're not the Ritz-Carlton by any means, but we're not exactly the bottom of the bucket, either! It's a happy medium that we've got perfected and we pass the savings on to you! Just take a gander at some of the mediocre features we offer:

And the list goes on...wait, no it doesn't - nevermind. But that's just the beauty of the So-So Hotel, folks! You don't pay for those extravagant features that you'll never even have time to use. Dry cleaning services? Hehehe, yeah right! 6:00 AM wakeup call? That's what the kids are for! Mini-refrigerators in every room? Well, actually those would be kinda nice, but we got too good of a deal on the ice machines to take that kind of a leap just yet! Maybe if we ever decided to add some suites or something...

The fact of the matter is simply this: when you're on vacation, you want your hard-earned c-notes being spent on stuff, like giant mouse ears and ridiculous novelty items that will be placed promptly in the junk room as soon as you get home, not pissed away on some fancy, schmancy hotel where half the waitstaff speaks French and the rest smell just as bad. You also don't want to wake up in the middle of the night to find that the cockroaches have taken little Timmy hostage until you give up the rest of the leftover pizza from dinner, mainly because it would be a nearly impossible decision to make! What you want is an adequate lodging solution that won't break your wallet or your back; what you want is the So-So Hotel.