Are you tired of paying more and getting less from your web host?  Does it seem like the fees never end after you spend your evening fighting with technical support trying to get their latest features to work?  Do you know kung-fu?  If you answered yes, or even maybe to any of the previous questions, then you owe it to yourself to keep reading...

We, too, were once in your position - all we wanted was simple, affordable web hosting, but the gimicks and special offers always ended up being too good to be true and within months our site was only viewable to WebTV users.  The solution was simple - we started our own web hosting company, but that doesn't mean that you have to go through the hassles of configurations and such just to reclaim your position on the Information Superhighway!

We've decided that we're tired of the flashy and colorful Internet; it's time to get back to the basics, and that's exactly where Settle 4 Less comes into your life!  We're not going to give you a pretty, graphic interface, the ability to run all of the latest scripts and programs, or even tech support for that matter, but consequently, we're not going to charge you for it, either!  What you will get for your hard-earned cash is a website of your very own, guaranteed to be available...well, we won't go into that just yet...

Take a look and compare - the difference is obvious:
 

There's no need to worry about running into chaos with us!  You'll have no problems with any of our features because we don't have any...  No ritz, no glitter, no hassles!  We're taking the computer geek back out of the website and giving you exactly what you want and need - peace of mind.
 

Unprecedented Customer Support... 24/7 Tech Support  (Dave won't like it, but we'll even give you his home phone number, just in case!) 99% Uptime Guarantee  (Unless it's down a whole lot one day, then this figure might be a bit high...) Money-Back Guarantee  (If you can catch Dave before he makes it to the track to deposit the day's earnings...) and most importantly... Our promise that we will never change nameservers on you and not tell you about it... (For the non-geeks in the audience, we won't change your street address the night before your big party so that nobody will be able to find your house...)

Industry-Standard Software and Hardware... Big, Flashy Servers from a Professional-Sounding Company Whom You've Never Heard of Before The Best, State-of-the-Art Freeware programming languages money can't buy! Multiple OC12-connections...  (would be really nice!) (Note: Our main server is currently running off a cable modem in Dave's basement, but we're hoping to upgrade to DSL very soon!)

Are you still here?  You're really not going to find a better service than this on the Internet, or at least not one that's nearly this honest!  There's a good chance that things are going to be a bit slow and we can't guarantee that things are ever going to improve, for security reasons - of course, but then again, who can?  Send us your money and get on with your life!!!